One Parasitology course changed me and the way I perceived the world forever. Parasitology: not even once

Users to VCs in a year or two: “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal”

Yeah trying to have a conversation on a dating app is like pissing into the wind

Edit: interesting username, is that a reference to the old flash player gnash?

This dude just casually handing out the secret to being a good conversationalist. Ask questions, listen to the answers and follow them like a trail of breadcrumbs. All of a sudden you’re having a conversation, and you won’t be worrying about your courage

Don’t give the VCs any ideas!

Tony the Taiga

This is a hot fuzz reference

Make sure your routine includes exercise (ideally strength and conditioning), the change in your quality of life cannot be overstated. Also you are much more useful to others

Damn it

Are you able to swim? Braces necessary?

Jorts.horse

This is really cool, it helped me find an instance that specializes in shitposting, much appreciated!

Anybody recommend a good mastodon instance?

No need to migrate to a decentralized platform like Mastodon at all!

X, is that Musk’s new fascist website?

What’s a good mastodon client for iOS?

Americans view the terms immigrant and immigration negatively