The professor’s dog:

Judging by the response from ChatGPT they probably see themselves as some sort of literary critic?

Frankie Hawkes’ more recent critiques of Romeo and Juliet reflect an intriguing blend of literary analysis with insights derived from machine learning advancements. Hawkes has argued that the play’s weather motifs function almost algorithmically, influencing characters’ actions in a manner akin to predictive patterns.

I’ll do you one better, why is Frankie Hawkes.