• ShiverMeTimbers@lemm.ee
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    19 hours ago

    Massage therapist

    What are they going to do, rub you extra rough if you’re a Democrat?

    • Not criticizing it and it depends on whether you consider it “corruption”, but isn’t there a large underground market of sexual services via massage?

      I feel like it’s one of those things that if a cishet dude says they went to get a massage, it raises immediate jokes or suspicion.

      • BlackRing@midwest.social
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        3 hours ago

        Pretty sure there is. Went for a massage recently, and ‘this is not a sexual encounter’ is explicitly in the terms of service you have to sign when making an appointment.

        • That’s kinda wild.

          Yeah, I mostly get massages when I travel outside the country and what’s a massage and what’s more than a massage is much more explicit in countries where prostitution is allowed. So, what’s expected is more obvious.

          If I’m in the US and have a girlfriend, always have to do a couple’s massage at least to start so she doesn’t think I’m up to something. Maybe I’m paranoid about it though.