• einlander@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    I sell my dates on my potential wealth and potential penis size. People need to get on the capitalism grindset.

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      And women sell dates on their potential to do that thing that was discussed but then try to backtrack by pretending they thought it was a joke and didn’t even bring a banana.

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      11 hours ago

      “I have a great venture Idea for you Susan. What if, and hear me out, what if my penis was at least average size! I already have an investor lined up in the bedroom, you’d be crazy to pass on this opportunity”