POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 18 hours agoWhat's something unique that you carry on you every day?message-squaremessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down13
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minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·16 hours agoPresumably the peanuts to lure squirrels, and the whistle to sic your black-feathered demon army on them, you sicko
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·16 hours agoI’m indifferent to squirrels… but my city has hired a falconer to scare the crows away with hawks, so now the crows symbolize the oppressed masses being persecuted by the state.
minus-squareuntorquer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·59 minutes agoWhat!? Why scare the crows away?
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·43 minutes agohttps://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/hawks-helping-keep-oakland-streets-safe-by-dispersing-crow-roosts/ while Baz insists he has nothing against crows, it’s the mess they leave behind that has people crying foul.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-214 hours agoOut there is someone with a hawk-whistle and a jar of raisins. I pray that you too shall never meet.
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-213 hours agoI doubt the falconer would have any issue with me—I’m helping to keep them employed.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 hours agoLook, would you stop being reasonable for a second and just fight already?
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 hours agoThat’s what I’m secretly training the crows for.
Presumably the peanuts to lure squirrels, and the whistle to sic your black-feathered demon army on them, you sicko
I’m indifferent to squirrels… but my city has hired a falconer to scare the crows away with hawks, so now the crows symbolize the oppressed masses being persecuted by the state.
What!? Why scare the crows away?
https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/hawks-helping-keep-oakland-streets-safe-by-dispersing-crow-roosts/
Out there is someone with a hawk-whistle and a jar of raisins. I pray that you too shall never meet.
I doubt the falconer would have any issue with me—I’m helping to keep them employed.
Look, would you stop being reasonable for a second and just fight already?
That’s what I’m secretly training the crows for.