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  • egrets@lemmy.world
    26·
    15 hours ago

    We’re excited to announce the new Sony WH1000XM6 headphones, enhanced by the power of spanners!

    I don’t see why my headphones need a sp-

    Conveniently built in to your headset, you can use the spanner to adjust bolt tightness on-the-go!

    Okay, but that’s not wh-

    We’re proud to be leading the market in spanner-augmented products to bring a new level of convenience to your life.

    …

    Spanner may sometimes only appear to tighten bolts. Please don’t ask us the energy cost of manufacturing the spanner.