One day I asked what someone’s relationship status was, and they said “I have a girlfriend but she’s been missing and is presumed dead, so I don’t know if getting another GF would be cheating”. It’s at that moment when I realized how complicated relationship statuses can get. Like that Seinfeld episode where the guy is in a coma so he lends his girlfriend to another guy.
Wow, OK. Interesting one was: I was at a party, and two women and a man were a throuple. He had kids with both women, they all lived in the same house as a single family.