My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

  • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
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    13 days ago

    whats long, brown, and sticky? a stick.

    what’s long, blue, and sticky? a blue stick.

    ive found kids live this due to the misdirection and then doubling down on it.