• tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
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    8 hours ago

    coconut water

    in a heartbeat

    aloe vera

    I can imagine this feeling really tingly after a while, though not sure why.

    asp milk

    what is this? I googled and found nothing

    marmite

    I too partake joyfully in that hellish sludge, and have wondered what depths of depravity I would willingly go to to satisfy that dark craving

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      8 hours ago

      Wikipedia says donkey milk was used by Cleopatra, not asp milk. Maybe OP meant ass milk and got autocorrected, but that sounds really wrong.

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      what is this? I googled and found nothing

      Ah I got my history slightly wrong, she bathed in donkey milk and just liked asps (a kind of snake)

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        The asses’ milk would moisturize skin. I assume a water rinse though, because old milk stinks and could cause a yeast infection.

        The asp was legendarily her choice to commit suicide, though it was probably an Egyptian Cobra, if it was a snake at all. (Asp bite death is slower and much more painful than cobra bite death.) I have a theory that the asp legend depends partly on the fact it’s easier to rhyme “asp” than Egyptian Cobra. As for snakebite in general, I note that male artists have universally portrayed the snake biting her on her bare booby. That’s not actually a good way to get the venom quickly to the heart/brain/lungs, because boobies are mostly fat, but it makes good pornArt.