• jaybone@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    I clicked because the picture was cute. Could the text be any more difficult to parse?

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      8 hours ago

      HOT GRAD STUDENT DOING MOUSE RESEARCH TICKLES MOUSE TO MAKE IT HAPPY THEN CUTS ITS HEAD OFF OR KILLS IT IN A GAS CHAMBER AFTER USING THE MOUSE TO COLLECT DATA FOR HER RESEARCH CAUSE THATZ WHAT WE DO

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      11 hours ago

      “This is I, when the attractive biochemistry student tickles me in the stomach. Unbeknownst to me, I will be later killed by her as part of her research.”