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minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up247arrow-down3·21 days ago“CaN i PiCk AnOtHeR oPtIoN” Bitch, you came looking for silver and found gold.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up153arrow-down1·21 days agoShe recognized the gold. She now wants his filthiest pickup line.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·21 days agoIt better be about dead animal bones and forging too
minus-squareCaptainBlagbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-221 days agoHey, you’re hot like a forge. Wanna bone? (Never said it’ll gonna be good)
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·21 days agoYou don’t know if it’s good until you tried it
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-211 days agodeleted by creator
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·21 days agoBaby, I want to burst open your dam … and watch your river flow Funky Walker, Dirty Talker
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·20 days agoHey babe, I shat in my bed. Can I sleep in yours? 😉
minus-squarePrime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 days agoCalm down, Amber Heard.
minus-squareBoxOfFeet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·20 days agoHey baby, the vikings used bones of dead animals in their weapons to make them stronger. Come on over and I’ll bone you like a dead animal and you can see how strong my dick is.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·21 days agoShe’s concerned because he also loves talking about Rome and 40k
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 days agoWhat is his number. Interested for a friend.
minus-squareHappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 days agoYeah, she was so impressed that she wanted to hear more from him.
“CaN i PiCk AnOtHeR oPtIoN”
Bitch, you came looking for silver and found gold.
She recognized the gold.
She now wants his filthiest pickup line.
It better be about dead animal bones and forging too
Hey, you’re hot like a forge. Wanna bone?
(Never said it’ll gonna be good)
You don’t know if it’s good until you tried it
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Baby, I want to burst open your dam … and watch your river flow
Hey babe, I shat in my bed. Can I sleep in yours? 😉
Calm down, Amber Heard.
Hey baby, the vikings used bones of dead animals in their weapons to make them stronger. Come on over and I’ll bone you like a dead animal and you can see how strong my dick is.
She’s concerned because he also loves talking about Rome and 40k
What is his number. Interested for a friend.
Yeah, she was so impressed that she wanted to hear more from him.