Ok obviously you know this happens and you know it’s stupid and impractical to lay on your side
All the bits that need cleaning are right their up front with just a flat hand extended to get the arch of the backdoor. If you can jerk your rod sitting down then it’s only 3 more inches till you’re wiping your shitter
So don’t pretend it’s some kind of acrobatic feat
But my question is, mr. standing wiper, how the fuck do you get to your taint, or do you have to do 2 trips?
Ok obviously you know this happens and you know it’s stupid and impractical to lay on your side
All the bits that need cleaning are right their up front with just a flat hand extended to get the arch of the backdoor. If you can jerk your rod sitting down then it’s only 3 more inches till you’re wiping your shitter
So don’t pretend it’s some kind of acrobatic feat
But my question is, mr. standing wiper, how the fuck do you get to your taint, or do you have to do 2 trips?