I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
420 Blaze It
Bill Burr
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
I’m votin’ fer yours truly. I’d make a kick-ass pope. 😤
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and vote for you.
I think we should reelect Francis.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something g gets already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
I’d vote for him
Dang I might have to change my vote
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
Justin Trudeau
The Archbishop of Kabul
Resurrected harambe
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Vermin Supreme.
I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
