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Are horseflies a lie because they don’t eat horses?
Without a lie they’d just be horsefs
Daaaaad
What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
I wish I had the time and money to create crimes against nature.
Don’t you drive a car?
Earthlings don’t eat Earth either. They’re still Earthlings.
Sperm whales don’t eat sperm.
Mayflies don’t eat May or any other month.
W wait a s second! What do sperm wales eat? Have I been pointlessly jacking off into the ocean for decades??
You already know what you call a fly with no wings
A walk
Reminds me of the old joke, what do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
