• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    I’ve always said that in order to get access to the internet, you should need a yearly updated photograph of your genitals that is easily displayed whenever you post something online.

    That way, when you try to sway someones opinions, they can see how big your penis is, and say “No actually, shut up. You have a small penis, Elon Musk!”

    Finally a way for the big penis club members to be taken seriously intellectually, and not just paraded around for our good looks!

    • KrapKake@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Dude I know you get down voted a lot but you are probably my most favorite person on this platform. Always love to come across a Lost My Mind comment. Never know what to expect but im probably going to fucking laugh.