I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a “mom’s hot friend in the 90’s” vibe.

Does Game Over Gruntilda count?

If not, then maybe Orangutan Daisy Duke Candy Kong?

Is other seating outlawed in this scenario, or just no one has the capability to conceive of a chair or bench? Or does physics just not abide a seat in this universe?

…is it possible to sit on tables?

Not a huge fan, but I do get Yorkshire Gold when I can find it, because it’s Patrick Stewart’s preferred tea IRL.

You know how there’s all those fuckin people who swear they were Napoleon or Cleopatra in a previous life? Something like that.

“I’ll have you know that Mr Mittens was a favorite bed cat of Charlemagne!”

Star Trek/Re-Animator. The ultimate Jeffrey Combs picture. A cryogenically frozen Herbert West is revived on DS9 and gets to doing what he does best - undead monstrosities. Parts of the station are sealed off and eventually the only ones who can stop him are Weyoun and Brunt.

At least I’ll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.

“this asshole”

Toast or peanut butter sandwich dipped in milk.

DULLARD for cheat mode on SNES and I think Genesis Mortal Kombat.

Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.

Well they had to after Attenborough pointed out that the original name looked like “bang bus”.

George Washington Lemon Fresca

Oh, and Die Hard 1 and 3 for something in between those extremes (2 is meh, fight me).

I gotta suggest Wayne’s World and Bill & Ted. Had a great time watching those with my dad as a kid.

For something more serious, I like Falling Down.

Sometimes if I take too big a gulp of water at once, the little bone near my adam’s apple clicks out of place and I have to manually reset it.

I like fiction podcasts, and the main one I’m working through currently is The Magnus Archives. Each episode is a short first-person paranormal horror story, and they start out pretty standalone, eventually building more background and connections between the stories and adding more “frame story” about the people collecting these tales. I wouldn’t say it’s an SCP clone, but it’s kind of shaped similarly.

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.

It’s really good. I think it’s on the PSN store now if you have a PS4/5. It’s a greek mythology-inspired take on the same gameplay, except it’s one large map that you unlock in bits kind of Metroidvania-style. Has this unique death mechanic where the first several deaths don’t count… if you can fight your way out of Hades.

Challenge accepted. Does anyone recognize Llamatron: 2112? I played it on Amiga, but I think it was also on Atari and DOS.

It was an acid trip “llamas are funny” parody of Robotron: 2084, and it was a fuckin’ BLAST!