He didn’t get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.

Donald Glover

If nominated I will not run. If elected I will not serve.

Bicentennial Man

I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a “mom’s hot friend in the 90’s” vibe.

Does Game Over Gruntilda count?

If not, then maybe Orangutan Daisy Duke Candy Kong?

Is other seating outlawed in this scenario, or just no one has the capability to conceive of a chair or bench? Or does physics just not abide a seat in this universe?

…is it possible to sit on tables?

Not a huge fan, but I do get Yorkshire Gold when I can find it, because it’s Patrick Stewart’s preferred tea IRL.

You know how there’s all those fuckin people who swear they were Napoleon or Cleopatra in a previous life? Something like that.

“I’ll have you know that Mr Mittens was a favorite bed cat of Charlemagne!”

Star Trek/Re-Animator. The ultimate Jeffrey Combs picture. A cryogenically frozen Herbert West is revived on DS9 and gets to doing what he does best - undead monstrosities. Parts of the station are sealed off and eventually the only ones who can stop him are Weyoun and Brunt.

At least I’ll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.

“this asshole”

Toast or peanut butter sandwich dipped in milk.

DULLARD for cheat mode on SNES and I think Genesis Mortal Kombat.

Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.

Well they had to after Attenborough pointed out that the original name looked like “bang bus”.

George Washington Lemon Fresca

Oh, and Die Hard 1 and 3 for something in between those extremes (2 is meh, fight me).

I gotta suggest Wayne’s World and Bill & Ted. Had a great time watching those with my dad as a kid.

For something more serious, I like Falling Down.