I got a really cool Lego set one time. Though it did have one defective piece in it.

Good. Burn that thing to the ground.

Good work in school young man.

If war breaks out between NATO and Russia, Europe hasn’t kept up enough military power to hold the Russians back while waiting for America to come bail them out. Their countries are gonna get hardcore trashed in the process.

Translation: I threw away my ethics in favor of getting rich.

None? They’re noodles. You put sauce or whatever on them. The shape doesn’t matter. I’m honestly confused as to why there are so many; if the ingredients are the same they all taste alike.

I wouldn’t have expected rhyming to be possible in any sign language. It strikes me as being too dependent on hearing the sounds for the rhyme to be possible. I’m no authority on any of the components here, and would be interested to know how fully always deaf ASL users can make or understand rhymes. I would expect them to be more focused on visual similarities, but I don’t know if that could translate from writing to signing.

What difference does it even make?

I’ve been disgusted and angry about it ever since election day ended. There are so many goddamn stupid people in this country. And the ones that voted for him as a protest? Or out of misogyny or party loyalty or some other stupidity? I hope they suffer the maximum negative consequences born from their choice. Just so goddamn stupid.

Thanks, I never would have been able to understand 2>1 if you hadn’t written up that amazing power point slide.

There’s two. This GrayStillPlays video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh58rDICpeI

And this Let’sGameItOut video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Se-InNjUTQ

Lung collapsingly hilarious.

It’s not hard to download a YouTube video as an mp3, so all you’ve gotta do is rip it from one of the many places it’s posted up.

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

Don’t forget the duct tape.

Within Temptation covering Radioactive by Imagine Dragons.

Nothing can beat the official music video’s surreal hilarity though.

Poverty. Not for lack of resources or ability, but for lack of will.

Literalist: The volume of the container is ~50% water.

Amongst everything others have said, if you get sucked into an interview or press conference, directly and firmly state that, for the record, you are not suicidal and that if you should die, it was absolutely not suicide. You believe that you’ve become a target and fear for your safety and life.

It doesn’t matter if you believe yourself to be a target in the privacy of your head. Always say that you are early, often, loudly, and to anyone who will listen.

Switch to powder, your wallet will thank you.

Humanity will probably die out in the next hundred years and the planet will finally be able to recover, even if it has to start over from microbes to get there.