Okay.

That’s because the Orange Jackass wants the government to use asshole-approved words, like “bitch,” “cripple,” and “decrepit.”

No there’s really people that stupid. It’s tragic.

Except that it’s not the wild mustard plant. It’s the wild cabbage plant. Wild mustard is totally different genusv and species.

wild cabbage

wild mustard

Well it’s a good thing there’s no shortage of free replacements.

Define long form? Under an hour is about all I can take.

Now made with 100% bullshit.

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

First existential crisis? There’s isn’t one. Once you make peace with that fact then you can overcome the existential dread of oblivion and move on content in the understanding that nothing you do matters in the long run, and focus your energy on something else.

Except he doesn’t really have unlimited money. Like most rich bastards he had assets - aka, hypothetical money (investments). They take out loans using that hypothetical money as collateral, and then have to pay that money back over time, which they can do by earning dividends (hypothetical money increases that they can access without penalties) or selling hypothetical money for real money (possibly with penalties).

Musk borrowed an enormous amount of money, which saddled the loaners with hypothetical money that began to decrease in value, and were this unable to profit by selling it for actual money. They therefore have to trust that Musk will repay these loans or else sell them at a loss to some other dumb bastard.

Unfortunately there’s no way to predict it with any accuracy. IIRC his family history suggests a long lifespan. But that doesn’t matter because if Vance replaced him, that limp sausage will do whatever he’s told to do by his fellow cult members. The only hope then will be watching MAGA dissolve into infighting because nobody will have the charisma to hold the movement together. In that case it’ll lock up unless somebody can slap them around enough to restore order, but who’s gonna pull that off? Most Republicans have less charisma than moldy fruit.

It’ll likely be ruined either way. Municipal waste is a mix of solids and liquids that gets crushed, shoved, and tumbled around before being compacted down by heavy treads and buried in layers. Anything electronic is likely to be damaged in all that.

Most people don’t need to worry about the NSA listening to them write down stuff.

Interesting. I hadn’t considered that possibility.

Not very likely, at least not yet. Ask again in 3 months.

Yeah fuck ice. Immigrants built this country, all before there was a “right away” to become a citizen. It’s unfortunate that they did it after (or while committing) a genocide, but that doesn’t excuse their current bullshit. You want to arrest someone from another country? Start with President Elon “Trump is my bottom bitch” Musk.

It’s another sequel that nobody wants and shouldn’t be made.

You see when any kind of asshole wants to be an asshole, they’ll say some things. If you like and/or agree, it’s all good with them. If you get offended then they get to be a different kind of asshole because you don’t like them being an asshole. They are banking on most people’s unwillingness to be confrontational and call them on their bullshit, especially women, minorities, or members of any other vulnerable group.

There’s only two functional counters to their assholery; either be confrontational and be a bigger but contextually justified asshole to them until they fuck off, or retreat. While counterattacking is more likely to get them to back down or realize they can’t always be an asshole, it comes with inherent risks that make most people avoid it. This is understandable, as you never know what kind of maniac the asshole might be, and local or immediate circumstances might not favor you. However if you’re in a position to put them in your place and willing to accept the any possible harm, it’s morally and ethically justifiable to stand up to them.

Paper and pencil: an analog data storage medium immune to power outages, data costs, EMPs, and remote surveillance.

Suuuuure it was.