The likelihood of one blowing its top is about as likely as the front of a boat falling off, which I’d like to make clear is very uncommon

I see a lot more Trek memes here than on reddit and I love every one

I’m certain the dolphins and mice do, we’re just not quite there yet.

Yeah I caught that after I posted and I agree, my statement stands though, it’s wicked depressing to have so many relatives who wore the uniform and are apparently not opposed to fascism and drunken conversations with folks in the beer hall can lead to that poison spreading

I certainly fucking do at the VFW

Still mad at Netflix for that one and Santa Clarita Diet

They are like the * in any Terry Pratchett (GNU) novel, sometimes a funny joke can have a little more spice added to make it even funnier

Groom Lake is cool as an aviation nut but Edwards is just as cool with the extra extra long runway for incoming spacecraft, and they have a test flight museum just off base. Vandenberg is also a space launch site and you don’t have to go to the middle of Nevada

One of them, the other is at Area 51 and came in really handy when the bastards stole the first one

Just to the left of the stove, and the goddamn potato masher always manages to wiggle its way to the top and block the drawer opening.

It’s also how some fruit is grown so leave the drawer ecosystem alone.

I just recently moved from 13 mini to 16, other than screen size you’re not missing much.

Remember when rituals where conducted by the moon and women were witches who made the world…

Celtic farms remembers

I’m currently watching SG1 while drinking whisky out of a Starfleet cup. More of all the sci fi and they can all exist together!

Even if the whole team is actually in the conference room…it’s one dude with a laptop who struggles to get the display working for 10 min then proceeds to just read the PowerPoint out loud.

None of this required me putting on pants or being part of traffic.