I feel kink-shamed by some of these comments. I love watching a bald-headed linesman. Mmm. Nnnnnrgh!
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
#fedi22
I feel kink-shamed by some of these comments. I love watching a bald-headed linesman. Mmm. Nnnnnrgh!
There’s the classic (which also has the benefit of being low effort):
Cheetahs don’t have retractable claws, therefore dog.