I love monkey puzzle trees! They look like they’d be so easy to climb

I don’t like trying to climb them though

Every time I’m near Marseille, which isn’t often, grab an absolute load of bar soap. Each bar lasts two or three months of daily use

That’s it

I think it’s great that you have such good friends they’re too polite to tell you how bad you smell 😊

They’re the same types that appear in comment threads with contradictory arguments to literally fucking anything -

“We should save the whales”

“Yes but my cousin got splashed by a whale on a boat trip as a toddler and now has a terrible phobia that makes her wheeze whenever she sees one. Do you want that, is that what you want?”

“We should plan walkable cities”

“OH MY GOD SHES IN A WHEELCHAIR TOO DO YOU ONLY EVER THINK ABOUT YOURSELF YOU ABLEIST”

😂

My theory is that they’re just unbelievably bo-o-o-o-oring, humourless people with nothing to add to a conversation but a desperate need for attention