This motherfucker’s snackin’ on bees and you’re just gonna reach your arm in there?

How about knocking first? Rude.

I could have been a billionaire if I felt like it. I just didn’t feel like it.

Some cities have municipal internet service, which they are able to provide at a much, much lower rate than commercial options. Here’s one example of a resident in Lafayette, La. They would on average pay $73.10 annually on the municipal network, versus $690.87 annually on a private network. The same article also shows much lower average rates for commercial networks when they have to compete with public services.

So yeah, it’s just greed.