No. Thank God.

A guy at work said to me:

“Did you know that Native Americans don’t mind being called Indians?”

Oh, you polled thousands of people from all parts of the country?

I wanted to turtle into my shirt.

Oh, they are, are they?

Who the fuck is this “we”? I ain’t doing shit!

Ebay.

Meaning separate alternative platforms for each Google product

I know there’s privacy issues that a lot of people here care about, but there’s no alternative for me that has email, photo storage, calendar, notes, cloud drive, and maps.

I could do all those separately, I guess, but why would I?

“is there anything I could say that would change your mind?”

My uncle is a lunar landing denier and I asked him this. He said the only thing that would convince him would me to take him there and see it himself. That’s when I realized I’m not dealing with someone who get themselves into a POV through logic, so you can’t use logic to get them out.

What app do you use?

The only game I play is marvel snap. I’d consider emulators with a Bluetooth controller or something

Did you or did you not move your fat ass?

Video games. At least for me. Mobile games suck.

Neither are as good as film?

That’s subjective. Subjective to the application and the viewer.

Crelm Toothpaste

Why does this most have all the downvotes and no logical explanation as to why this isn’t true?

I’m a law enforcement officer. I use marijuana to criminalize otherwise innocent and nonviolent minorities so that I can shoot them without consequences.

Pew Pew!

Nah JK I’m not a piggy.

There’s nothing that can help the racism on Instagram now

You didn’t want it on your palm or something though

Perhaps, SatansMaggotyCumFart. Perhaps.

You wanna meet up in the laneway and rip a couple clappers at the garage door while smokin’ darts, well count me in.