Both Mastodon and Lemmy provide RSS feeds. Plug them into any RSS reader, and you are done.

https://lifehacker.com/tech/bluesky-and-mastodon-rss-feed

https://join-lemmy.org/docs/contributors/04-api.html#rssatom-feeds

ihostart has cheap VPS offers, and they explicitly allow torrents.

Seems that The Daily Mail Song is relevant as always. “Cancer from your mobiles, cancer from your laptop, cancer from your root crop, cancer from your shoes, from your dog, from your pen top…”