Oysters got me too. I went to the ER thinking my appendix was bursting because the stomach cramps were so painful.

I still like the slippy little bastards, but I’m very cautious about where and when I order them now.

My great aunt was named Ute, I’ve never seen anyone else (in the US at least) with that name.

That was awesome, thanks for sharing!

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