I think the Documentary Now! episode, “Juan Likes Rice and Chicken” is better than Jiro Dreams of Sushi

Also Matt’s mentor is called Stick, and the turtles have Splinter

Is that not a thing people do?

Tastes like sugary water.

Sounds like a slice of fried gold

Absolutely. Years of dedicated research have been spent maximizing the attention economy

Bloody Roar. The rights are held by Konami, so there’s practically no chance of it happening.

I can’t remember where I read it, but I’ve heard that Americans all have guns and love shooting them, so they must have brain damage