REPENT

Is there a risk in calling the speaker of an elevator that I’m currently inside of?

The closest thing we have to democracy is our ability to begin democracy by fighting against first-past-the-post voting systems

What advice do you have for me?

Just request a copy of the source code! Oh wait

Real life is hilarious if you pay attention

I only read the rule that implies that. I did not pee my pants

“Balance” is a bad oversimplification of comparative advantage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiAMzghLcMA

I mostly believe that

Did you think that word limits or finite space in assignments existed to help you not reach your life word limit?

At my Catholic high school, one of the teachers who was a Dominican sister told us that animals can’t go to heaven but it’s possible for them to be recreated in heaven.

I feel fine as long as my rabbit didn’t go to purgatory or hell, but non-eternal souls are hard to relate to

Today I learned that apt is like apt-get but newer

my niece made it to like 8 thinking that aunts were adults and uncles were kids

This fits well with the accidental mild misandry in Catholic school when we learned about differences between men and women. One of the books we had to read said something like “men consistently outperform their female counterparts at making almost miraculously stupid decisions”

I thought that apt-get was a wrapper around the apt command