How freaking big are Jewel Beetles if they are trying to mate a beer bottle!?!?

All jokes aside they are not small but they aren’t the size of a beer bottle either.

Daydream, “lots of time to ‘daydream’”

Let’s be honest half the stuff a guy writes is about how to win a girl over and the other half is having sex with said girl.

What if I told you that this has happened with Kids and recorded with kid stand ins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mnG_Gbxf_w Not perfect evidence but the best you will find without signing a Tesla Non Disclosure.