Increase in quarterly profits for Microsoft shareholders.

Here you go: https://books.apple.com/us/book/the-condensed-satanic-bible/id466101301

I don’t own this bible myself, but it has good review score (3.9 out of 5 stars)

He slayed the previous king of pop

Capitalism

The next time you feel the urge to browse reddit:

• Go to imgur and browse the category aww
• Spend a few minutes looking at cute dogs and cats
• Carry on with your day, and be proud of yourself that you did not go on reddit.

Bonus link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ

What the hell is a “basic murderer”?

Don’t let the garbage sit until it rots. It will attract flies and possible more garbage.