OK, I think I get it now. But it sounds a bit confusing. If you are listing events that sharks were not present for, then you might as well say something like Sharks survived the Big Bang

This statement does not make sense. If they only survived 4 out of 5 extinction events then there should be no more sharks alive today.

meh

That’s clever. I did not know that some key fobs have motion detection as a security feature.

In short: Culture war

Gut gemacht

Why would you post that?

Fantastic use of that meme format

A fun read

Well, other people would know that. He himself would know that it was “those people” that fucked him over, and not he himself.

Increase in quarterly profits for Microsoft shareholders.

Here you go: https://books.apple.com/us/book/the-condensed-satanic-bible/id466101301

I don’t own this bible myself, but it has good review score (3.9 out of 5 stars)

He slayed the previous king of pop

Capitalism

The next time you feel the urge to browse reddit:

• Go to imgur and browse the category aww
• Spend a few minutes looking at cute dogs and cats
• Carry on with your day, and be proud of yourself that you did not go on reddit.

Bonus link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ

What the hell is a “basic murderer”?

Don’t let the garbage sit until it rots. It will attract flies and possible more garbage.