The Microsoft edge browser has a read to me mode

Text to speech vs an actual human professional reading it is like night and day.

Step 1: Place DNA in a blender
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit? (DNA Smoothie)

What’s a streaming platform?

glances at thepiratebay[dot]org 😎

audiobookbay[dot]is right on the megathread/wiki

I refreshed Tor circuit 3 times, same result.

Using ProtonVPN (paid) have the same result.

I’m not gonna attempt it on my real IP for obvious reasons.

I think its fine either way, it’s not like a .mp3 file has a high malware threat. (But I definitely would not run any .exe .apks from an unsecured connection tho.)

We’ve tricked, we’ve been backstabbed, and quite possibly, OMG ITS SO ADORABLE, LEMMY PET IT 😍

Lol I saw the https error and I just assumed the site was a dead link.

Why do they not have https? Isn’t Let’s Encrypt free? 🤔

But anyways, I think I found them, its torrenting now.

Thanks!

Yay.

India gets to experience their own version of the “Great Firewall”

Isn’t the future just great? Every country gets their own “intranet” 🙃

/s obviously

I mean… you do know someone can just take a screenshot, right?

And even if you use the Android thing that blocks screenshots, they can still take a photo with another phone.

You need to trust the other person for there to be any “privacy”.

My brother runs away from the microwave whenever my parents turn it on… 🤣🤦‍♂️

Did I mention he’s vaccine skeptical?

Okay serious answer:

For me, that is:

• Post question
• Quickly realize my question is actually stupid
• Delete it to avoid embarassment

deleted by creator

I mean, you could just give your self a limit.

Add a “Iteration 1” to the first message, and the 2nd iteration of you should append the message with “Iteration 2” and so on…

If you still get warned of death in Iteration 500, then maybe then you can give up.

At least try to survive for a few timelines.

Lack of prosecution of the pedo clergy

You misunderstand.

I’m talking about: If you start legalizing vigilantism like Luigi Mangione, you also embolden far-right terrorism.

Luigi Mangione should get accquitted as an exception, but shouldn’t be the norm.

The norm should be predatory health insurance CEOs all going to prison.

As for the sex abuse in regligion, that’s separate from the issue I was taking about earlier, which is the juidicial courts system being overload; what you are taking about is the prosecutorial misconduct/corruption of the procecutor (and the police) being involved in the cover up of a major scandal.

“Um… 😅”

whispers into phone

“The agents of the (Lemmy) organization have found me, I must prepare to make the ultimate sacrifice. El Psy Congroo”

yeets metal upa out the window

The problem is that I can’t wait for the assassin to make a move in order to learn about them. It’d be a lot easier if I was trying to prevent someone else’s death, but I can’t send a message after my own death, can I?

Quickly program your phone to record a video and send a MMS to yourself if it detects you death.

You set up your phone at a vantage point pointed at you, and just go on live tv, make a scene, wait for the assassin to come. Then they come and kill you, and your phone captures their image, and sends it to your past self. Now you got a face to research.

What’s that? The assassin wore a mask? NOOOOO! 🙃➰️💀

That’s the problem, the courts are stacked with like thousands of cases. The problem is not “Why did we arrest Luigi Mangione?”, that’s not the problem, the problem is: “Why the fuck is the courts so slow?”

We need like more judges to process all the cases quickly. Like maybe need to double the number of judges, and perhaps have petit juries that rule on serveral similar cases at ones, since juries take forever to convene.

A lot of Catholic clergy out there that needs to be dealt with.

Maybe, but I don’t think there should be a “You can kill whoever as long as its a bad person” broad exception. Its should be a case-by-case basis. If you pass a law that makes that okay, sure, you can get more Luigis, but I’m sure the number of Trans people and PoC being lynched also goes up.

It’s a double edge sword.

What time travel rules?

Steins;Gate Rules, but without Reading Steiner

No, you get to send unlimited number of messages, but the furthest back is at the beginning of this 7 days. You could send it to day 2, day 3, or even exactly at 12:34 on day 4.

Maybe for a reason you have yet to experience in the future.

Perhaps a future leader?

Pehaps a future criminal?

Who knows 🤷‍♂️

NOOOO! My evil plans are foiled! 😭