The extra jerks on Lemmy world create more content so the mean jerk time is greater

About 36 hours in Marine Corps Boot camp. I’m not sure how long everyone else stayed awake because at about 24 hours I failed the medical exam and was separated for discharge.

They’re guard dogs

Alien diarrhea is the real cause of global warning!

Don’t search for the secret explosive that mythbusters discovered

What is blue but doesn’t weigh very much? Light blue

I heard that Biden can assassinate Trump and he might not need to pardon himself.

With 8 billion people alive I refuse to believe there is any statistical difference between days of the year. For example according to this infographic my birthday is one of the most common but the days before and after are not?