𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

I got my 1996 Renault Laguna up to 200km/h and it felt and sounded like the engine block was about to jump into the passenger cabin.

Salary man

It’s just a very accurate description of me.

Oh god, imagine USB-A’ing your electrical outlets.

*shudders in german*

Why in god’s name should you need therapy for writing about clay sculpting?!

Um. If you order by May 25th, they will ship it three weeks into the past? Or do they need to know by May 25th 2025 to get it to you on time by May 4th 2026?

We took the first 10 months together and then I took an additional 8 months while she got back to work.

Literally zero regret. There’s so many small moments you’ll miss not being around. No amount of money can bring that back. Now that I’m working full time, it fucking hurts just seeing the kid basically just for dinner and bedtime during the week.

I’ve had a coworker argue that he’s not a nazi, despite doing all the nazi shit and saying all the nazi stuff, because he does it only for the money.

In my friend group (in Germany) certainly.

Maybe it’s aging as well, getting more severe hangovers and from less alcohol. But alcohol free beer has gotten so much better in the last 5-10 years, there’s ones where you legit can almost not even tell anymore. And there’s alcohol free wine and champagne as well.

I hear “Why aren’t you drinking?” way less.

More than half of my friends still smoke, though. Not a poor people thing here.

For it to be legal.

Yes, despite having fairly good workers rights, general and solidarity strikes are illegal in Germany. It’s so stupid.

Samesies. Will also be one of the harder things to cut out. I have GER/EN/UA and it works very well, apart from some capitalisation errors.

Getting off Amazon was easier than I thought. Has been years now, and I only needed to order through a friend once, when I needed a specialty item I could find nowhere else. Most small shops have comfortable checkout systems now and short delivery times. And there’s eBay, which afaik takes a smaller cut from third parties than Amazon.

I need a port on each side.

USB-C on the bottom.
3.5mm audio on top.
RJ45 on the left.
SCART on the right.

Germany uses Max/Erika Mustermann – literally Sampleman. It’s used for example on official sample pictures of our IDs. Some authorities in Berlin have startet to use the gender neutral name Manu Mustermann.