Lift toilet seats in homes where no males live.

An extra sock in the dryer on occasion.

Press the Insert key on people’s keyboards at random times of the day.

I’d haunt a data center and randomly flip bits unless they do some kind of weird ceremony at shift changes

I’m the one who’s been talking to your cats and other pets when they get that thousand yard stare at that one spot on the wall.

If I was a ghost I would try help them as much as I can, not prank them. Idk what influence I’d have, maybe I can appear in influential people’s dreams and influence them to do better.

I’d cook people flavorful meals, packaged up and ready to grab in the morning. Maybe they’d come home to a dinner spread after a rough day. And then I would infiltrate banking systems and regularly but stochastically credit poor people’s accounts with amounts below the revenue departments structuring threshold.

Finally, I’d find people with test anxiety and coach them through the problems.

Every time someone turns the kettle on I wait ‘til their back is turned and switch it off again.

Slightly move things in people’s house. Like every day your kitchen table is in a slightly different position, not different enough to realize what’s going on, just different enough to be slightly confused

Wear a sheet and go “boo!” Then when they pull the sheet off, I go full Beetlejuice.

Flush the toilet the second someone sits down

I’d make them see this man in dreams.

I’m going into every single office building I can find and just hitting “Ctrl+z” randomly on peoples keyboards as I float around.

Maybe the occasional screen rotate. Most offices workers would not know how to fix their screen being upside down or sideways.

For the bosses I would change the keyboard over to dvorak layout or something.

CEOs I would probably alter their email signature slightly in an offensive way so they get in trouble and possibly fired.

I can think of so many wonderful things to do as a ghost lol

I’d start appearing at various churches dressed as Jesus talking about “Wait till my father gets done with his latest project and has time to deal with y’all again” to see how many of them say “You mean it’s actually real?”

I work in I.T. so I’d pull technology pranks.

• Cause a lag spike when you’re about to frag someone
• Make your download fail 90% of the way through
• Move your files from one place to another so you can’t find them
• Make your phone battery run out of charge before noon

And little stuff like

• Make nothing happen when you click the first time
• Make the window scroll slightly past the spot you want to go to
• Bring a different window into focus right as you’re about to type something